Inspirational quotes - I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Quotes to live by - “No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry”
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.
Do not bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
I don’t care how much power, brilliance or energy you have, if you don’t harness it and focus it on a specific target, and hold it there you’re never going to accomplish as much as your ability warrant
“Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.”
Quotes about moving on – “Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t’were his own.”
“I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.”
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
“Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned.”
The rule in the women’s colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practice love in the afternoon.
“The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.”
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.
“You are the embodiment of the information you choose to accept and act upon. To change your circumstances you need to change your thinking and subsequent actions.”
Don’t be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
Inspirational quotes - “Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Quotes to live by - “Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
“Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they’ve had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.”
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