Birthday Quotes – “Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
Birthday Wishes – The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – E. Joseph Cossman
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.
Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”
Birthday Quotes – “You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.”
You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
“I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old enough, too.”
Birthday Wishes – Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one’s own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. – Robert Lynd
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – Tom Wilson
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
Discount gift cards – “When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be 90.”
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